The Best Marijuana Cartridge Organization System You'll Ever Find
If not, I'll give you your money back. Oh, wait...
I like a good bong rip as much as the next person, but my lungs have begun to nope right out of combustibles. Pre-filled cartridges are more my jam these days, though I’ll admit it’s not quite the same.
I love that they’re discreet, portable and easy to switch things up depending on your mood. But christ on a bike, they pile up fast. Carts seem to reproduce like bunnies when you aren’t looking and before long your stash box looks like a stoner version of this:
And then there’s another issue.
I don’t know how medical marijuana is packaged where you are, but around here they’re not labeled with anything but the brand name. If you’re lucky, it might have a sativa/hybrid/indica sticker on it. Mix up the carts and, well… you’re out of luck.
Because I am all about selective shortcuts, I knew there had to be a better way.
Hello, beautiful.
Now, labeling carts isn’t the easiest thing in the world. On the other hand, it’s not like you’re trying to fill them with concentrate made from bud grown in a yurt in the Outer Banks of North Carolina.
Anyway, getting everything labeled and squared away will only take a while the first time. Once your system is in place it only takes a few minutes to label them as you buy them.
Labeling Your Marijuana Carts
I give you enough credit that I don’t have to micromanage you through how to label your carts. Make the labels. Stick them on. Done. But keep these tips in mind.
Make sure the label doesn’t cover any air holes. Some carts are tough to draw on anyway, so don’t make it any harder.
Type your labels in the teeniest, tiniest font your label maker offers, then trim, peel, and stick. They’ll be harder to read, but it beats sucking on paper and ink with every draw.
Think about adding the type of strain to the label. I add an S, H, or I (sativa/hybrid/indica) after its name so my high ass doesn’t accidentally get wired up an hour before bed.
I experimented with a Sharpie instead of a label maker so you don’t have to. The ink ended up everywhere. For a long time.
Storing Your Marijuana Carts
Once your carts are labeled, you can throw them in a drawer and call it a day. But if you want to take Pothead Productivity to the next level (and you do), arrange those bad boys in their own swanky yet stylish little bag.
I’m talking about:
Yes, friends. I use a $5 pencil case. Let’s take a closer look.
I stash the box from my O.pen and the charger in the front pocket.
Here are all my labeled carts lined up like good little soldiers. The mesh pocket holds extra batteries and rubber cart caps.
My setup of labeled carts in an organized bag isn’t a productivity tip that helps me meet deadlines or get my todo list under control. But it saves me the hassle of rummaging around for something to inhale, and ending up going to the moon when I wanted to go to sleep.1
Nugs
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What’s In Your Bowl?
This edition of Pothead Productivity is brought to you by a clearly-labeled cart filled with Chemdawg. Or Chemdog if you’re a purist. It’s a hybrid with (for me) a fairly energizing head high. Stardawg will forever have my heart, but this close cousin gets the job done. What’s in your bowl?
Stay productive. Stay lifted.
Ash
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You're welcome! Thanks for stopping by. Ya know, I've heard a lot about the Pax 2 and I'm thinking of giving it a try. I have an Arizer Solo at the moment but it's kinda crap. It has temp regulation settings but I still end up either drawing nothing or inhaling the heat of the sun. So, yeah, I think it's time to take another look at the Pax.
Hi Ash, Thanks for the morning laugh and smiles. I'm sure you've tried all methods, but I use Pax2 with ground flower. My throat/lungs find the dry herb vapor soothing, though I cough with Italian dressing. Love Orange Cookies for S, 805 for H and Wedding Cake for wind down and sleeps. Will be trying out podcasts. Stay Unique girl.